The Inkslingers Write...

a Logline for a Classic Movie

Maybe you've seen this description for a The Wizard of Oz?

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to do it again."

-- attributed to Richard Polito of the Marin Independent Journal, who writes humorously sarcastic briefs for the paper's daily TV listings.

Try it yourself.  But don't tell us the name of the movie.