Top 10 Ways I Think I Would Not Like to Die

10. Naked. Unless it would result in a 40's Hollywood-esque scandal. Then that might be okay.

9. Choking on my own saliva, which is far likelier than I'd like to admit.

8. Choking on meat. Blecch.

7. Trussed up like a deer on a pick-up truck.

6. Wearing high heels or nylons.

5. Surrounded by religious fanatics.

4. Involving anything poky. I do not like poky things.

3. Involving anything itchy. That's worse than poky!

2. Listening to George W. Bush talk. At all. About anything. That is so not the last voice I want to hear.

1. Plummeting from an airplane.